The Static Monsters Worldwide 2022 – Dayton, Ohio, USA – Unspeakable Strength

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  • 29/10/2022
  • 10:00 am - 2:00 pm



USS sanctioned event.  USS membership will be required of all athletes.

Weigh-ins will be 5pm-7pm the evening before the contest and 8am to 9:30am the morning of the contest at the venue.

The first two events will be done according to Static Monster’s rules.

For more information and to sign up for the event, please email [email protected]

The last 3 events are optional for anyone entering.  Those events are the Unspeakable Strength events and will be idiotically heavy.   I don’t call it the heaviest amateur strongman competition in the world without reason. Awards will be given for the overall contest, though.

Rising Viking Press.  We will start heavy and add weight to each rep until the athlete fails.  Starting weights TBD, but assume it will be heavier than any other amateur contest you’ve ever seen.  Probably adding 25lbs each rep.  No double dipping, as always on Viking Presses.

Husafel.  Last time, the weights ranged from 275 to 550.  The Dirty Gym has calibrated plates on hand, so we can probably get the top weight up to 600, maybe more.

Max Keg over bar.  48″ bar.  We’ll be using a Bartos loadable keg.  Pretty sure we can get calibrated 25s into this thing, so 700 for the top end isn’t out of the question.  200 will be the lightest starting weight.

Depending on the entry numbers, we might add a stupid heavy yoke as a 6th event.  How stupid heavy?  Last time, the top weight was 1300.